tease and taunt

pick and poke

scratch and maul

stab and choke

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bring us this

bring us that

hello brother

fill my hat

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merry christmas

help a junkie

season’s greetings

stuff your monkey

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text me facebook

email me twitter

suck champagne

and roll in glitter

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where is love

an epic fail

why is Bieber

not in jail

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give me more

give me more

I want to be

a retail whore

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mommy mommy

why is santa

burping loud

to suck Mylanta

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shred the paper

back to work

New Year’s yay

go beserk

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another year

of joy and love

return this item

push and shove

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was here first

you stupid thug

wait there’s Oprah

let’s all hug

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holiday wish from

me to thou

holy hell

shoot me now